Boob Sweat Is Real, But There Is A Solution!
Your body was built to sweat, even though you weren’t built to enjoy the fact that your body was built to sweat. Your body likes to sweat in the strangest places and at the worst times. It’s almost as if your sweat gland wasn’t designed to cool you down. It was designed to embarrass you. There’s nothing worse than standing up and seeing a nice pool of sweat on your shorts that makes it look like you peed yourself. Try explaining that to people. There’s no way to justify it that makes you sound good. In some cases, it might actually be less embarrassing to lie and say it’s pee.
When it’s the summer, you sweat constantly. It’s like your body suddenly turns into a waterfall, but a waterfall that lets you know you’re losing electrolytes. However, there is a way to stop it. It’s just not what you’d think it would be.
Gonna Make You Sweat
In the summer, you’re going to sweat a lot. And a lot of that sweat is going to happen in the boob area.
It’s pretty uncomfortable, and yet, it feels like there’s no way to stop a small pool of sweat from accumulating between your ladies. It’s almost like a lake nestled in the valley of two mountains.
But one company has a simple solution to boob sweat and we’re almost mad we didn’t think of it first.
Ice, Ice Baby
Polar Products came out with a bra that has inserts that you can freeze, then stuff inside your bra to keep you cool.
The product is called the Cool58 Bra Coolers. We’re going to order 50 of them.
The Cool58 Bra Coolers comes with cotton covers and two cooling backs. They’re kind of like chicken cutlets, but instead of increasing your bust, they keep your bust nice and cool, which is just as good in the summer.
People are loving on this bra that keeps you cool when the weather is too hot.
“Used the bra coolers the first day that I got them. Texas had already reached at least 100 that week. Best purchase I have made. I would recommend to any female,” says one purchaser.
If you’re a dude, you can chill out, because you probably don’t need something like this. But if you’re a lady, this bra is your breast friend.
The people at Polar Products know what they’re doing when it comes to crafting this specialty bra accessory/must have.
The freezable bra inserts have been specially designed to bring things down a notch in terms of heat inside your shirt.
The Cool 58® Phase Change Cooling Packs freeze at 14°C, which makes them able to provide the cooling temperature of 58ºF. That’s like keeping a nice, crisp autumn day inside your blouse when it’s the middle of August.
The freezable bra inserts aren’t going to keep you cool all day. That would make them too good to be true.
Just like Cinderella, you have a time limit when it comes to these bad boys.
The freezable bra inserts will keep you cool for one and a half hours, and after that, you’ve got to find a freezer so they can work their magic all over again. They’re not perfect, but then again, nothing really is.
The Right Stuff
The freezable bra inserts might look like chicken cutlets, the thing you put in your bra to give you a little bit more oomph, but they don’t function the same way.
The freezable bra inserts are not going to make you look like you stuffed your bra.
They’re both small and lightweight, making this the perfect portable cooler. Although, if they want to make inserts that fill us out a little bit, we won’t complain about that either.
One of the great things about the freezable bra inserts is that they’re easy to use even if you’re on the go.
You don’t need to carry around a freezer with you. If you did that, you probably wouldn’t need these to keep you cool all day.
All you need is a glass of water, which you should have with you anyways if it’s hot out. Just plunk them in the water, and you’re good to go.
Cold As Ice
Once you’re freezable bra inserts have thawed out from resting against your chest, get yourself a glass of water.
Put them in the water for 10 to 15 minutes. This will give them a chance to get all cold again.
When they’re cold as ice, you can put them back into your bra, and you’re good to go for another hour and a half. Hopefully you won’t have developed too much sweat while you’re waiting for them to cool.
The Fabric Of Our Lives
Another great thing about the freezable bra inserts is that they’re designed with comfort in mind.
The inserts come with cotton covers, because pressing cloth against your chest is always better than pressing plastic against your chest, even when that plastic is specially designed to keep you cool.
Both the bra inserts and the cotton covers are reusable. Even though nobody will see the cotton covers, you’ll know they’re there and also how cute they look, too.
The Cost Of Doing Business
The freezable bra inserts are surprisingly affordable. They’ll cost you much less than your summertime air conditioning bill.
One set of freezable bra inserts will set you back by $41.21. That’s the price of a normal bra, depending on where you buy your underwear.
If you like to get the high end stuff, it’s much, much cheaper than a normal bra. And on top of it all, it’ll keep you cool. Can your normal bra do that?
Stop The Sweat
Of course, if you don’t go with the freezable bra inserts, there are still many ways to keep your boobs from sweating all summer long.
There are many tried and true techniques that stop a small ocean from developing next to your mammary glands.
Click on through to see some of the ways you can stop your boobs from sweating. You can’t stop the heat, but you can stop the heat from making you look like an eye sore.
Wear Breathable Fabrics
You might be accumulating so much sweat because you’re just wearing the wrong kinds of clothes.
Some fabrics were made to breathe, while others seem like they were designed with your discomfort in mind. Pick a lightweight and breathable fabric, and your girls will thank you.
As an added bonus, switching up your shirt is going to make you less likely to pile up the sweat in other areas of your body too, like you’re sweaty old armpits.
This one seems like a no brainer, but the best way to avoid sweating is to not be in places where you’re likely to sweat.
If you can avoid the heat, avoid the heat. Stay inside in cool locations. And if you do have to step out into the scorching sun, try to stay in the shade as much as possible.
In the summertime, the air conditioning is your friend. It’ll make sure you stay nice and dry.
Get A Different Bra
You might be having a ton of boob sweat because you’re wearing a bra that is encouraging your boobs to rain liquid from your body.
Some bras are made out of materials like polyester and rayon which can bring about boob sweat. Not only do they trap heat, they also stop sweat from evaporating.
So you might want to take a trip to Victoria’s Secret to see if there’s anything that won’t leave a line of sweat on your shirt.
Try A Sports Bra
You don’t need to be hitting up the gym or yoga class in order to wear a sports bra.
Switching to a sports bra in the summer can prevent pools of sweat from forming since they’re specifically designed for the purpose. Think about it. What do you wear when you know you’re going to sweat a ton? Exactly.
As an extra bonus, sports bras are way more comfortable than regular bras, so your summer will be sweat free and comfy.
Don't Wear A Bra
You could also try just ditching a bra altogether and letting your girls hang out, wild and free.
Sometimes, you get boob sweat not because you have boobs at all, but because your boobs are trapped in a sweaty sweat box called your bra.
The bra makes it so your skin doesn’t breath, which makes it sweaty. If you’re not wearing a bra, your skin can breathe, and you don’t develop any boob sweat. It’s as simple as that.
When your boobs sweat, you end up with tell-tale sweat marks on your clothes. Everyone can see your shame because it’s front and center.
But if you wear black, you’ll be able to hide those sweat stains because they’re less likely to show up on black clothing.
We know, wearing all black might actually make you hotter in the summer time because it absorbs light, but is that better or worse than everyone seeing your boob sweat?
Try Baby Powder
You might be able to keep your boobs nice and try with a little help from some good old fashioned baby powder.
You might think that, since you have gone through puberty and grown boobs, you might be too old to use baby powder.
But it turns out, a little bit of baby powder on the old sweater puppies is going to keep you as dry as a desert when it’s also as hot as a desert.
Own Your Sweat
You can also just own your sweat. Those puddles are going to form on the front of your shirt anyways.
You might as well just embrace it and say, “Behold! This is my boob sweat and I am proud of it, for this is something my body has made and it is natural!”
Like the people who would judge you for having boob sweat don’t also get boob sweat. It’s totally a part of summer, so own it.
Hot, Hot, Hot
Sweat is disgusting, but it’s also good for you. Your body needs to sweat to function properly.
According to a dermatologist, sweat “helps with water balance for your entire body. It also contains a natural moisturizing factor, which helps keep the skin hydrated and healthy.”
So embrace those pit puddles that form in the one place you want them least. They just mean your body is doing it’s job and making it so you don’t die.